(Upozorn\u011bn\u00ed, ne\u017e za\u010dnete \u010d\u00edst. V tomto \u010dl\u00e1nku vystupuj\u00ed krom\u011b \u010cech\u016f tak\u00e9 Moravan\u00e9 \u010di Slezan\u00e9. A v\u0161ichni se nakonec n\u011bjak domluv\u00edme.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00edte, co je cmunda? Tu by v\u00e1m ud\u011blala moje babi\u010dka. Moje mamka v\u00e1m u\u017e ale ur\u010dit\u011b usma\u017e\u00ed brambor\u00e1k. Spolu\u017ea\u010dka ze z\u00e1padn\u00edch \u010cech se mohla uml\u00e1tit sm\u00edchy, \u017ee my na severoz\u00e1pad\u011b j\u00edme rohlik a knedlik a p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem m\u00e1me chodnik a nejl\u00edp je n\u00e1m z\u00e1sadn\u011b v l\u00e9t\u011b vo pr\u00e1zdniny a ve \u0161kole vo p\u0159est\u00e1vku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kdy\u017e jsem d\u011blala korekturu jednoho p\u0159ekladu, musela jsem se u kolegyn\u011b ujistit, jestli tou „vaje\u010dinou“ doopravdy mysl\u00ed m\u00edchan\u00e1 vaj\u00ed\u010dka a zda ta „roztopen\u00e1“ \u010dokol\u00e1da je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b roztekl\u00e1. \u017de v t\u00e9 knize parkovali „naproti banky“, to bude ur\u010dit\u011b jasno ka\u017edemu Ostravakovi, co ho po dlouhe \u0161icht\u011b su\u0161i. No pochopiteln\u011b nen\u00ed su\u0161i jako su\u0161i, Ostravaka su\u0161i \u017eize\u0148.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kamar\u00e1dka z Plzn\u011b (alergick\u00e1 na to, \u017ee „ze Splzn\u011b“ se pr\u00fd u nich v\u016fbec ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1) povj\u00e1\u0161ala pr\u00e1dlo a ta od Liberce si r\u00e1no a ve\u010der chodila vomejt zuby. Pol\u00edvku m\u00edchala z\u00e1sadn\u011b m\u00edcha\u010dkou, \u010d\u00edm\u017e poopravila m\u00e9 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00edcha\u010dka je jenom na beton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V Brn\u011b jsme se zase lekli, \u017ee n\u00e1s zam\u010dej. Proto\u017ee u n\u00e1s by n\u00e1s zamkli. Taky jsme si v\u0161imli, \u017ee tam lidi chodijou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kamar\u00e1dka z Pardubic mi l\u00ed\u010dila, \u017ee vyp\u011bstovala okurek. A \u017ee ten okurek teda rozhodn\u011b nen\u00ed to sam\u00e9, co okurka. U m\u011b je to v\u0161echno vokurka: kysel\u00e1, nakl\u00e1da\u010dka nebo sal\u00e1tovka – prost\u011b vokurka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teta od Olomouce si zase z pe\u010den\u00e9ho ku\u0159ete p\u0159\u00e1la dostat kytku. V\u00edte, co je kytka z ku\u0159ete? A j\u00e1 u\u017e jo. K\u00fdtka neboli steh\u00fdnko. A koukejte jim to dat, nebo vas vemou \u017eidlou! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A j\u00e1 to v\u0161echno vim a du si d\u00e1t rohlik, ne\u017e dostanu od moj\u00ed mamky vod \u00dast\u00ed nad Labem n\u011bco befelem. A schv\u00e1ln\u011b, je to ajzlpo\u0148\u00e1k, nebo ajznbo\u0148\u00e1k, ten, co d\u011bl\u00e1 na dr\u00e1ze? M\u016f\u017eete nad t\u00edm p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let t\u0159eba nad polivkou, co si ji d\u00e1te z plytk\u00fdho tal\u00ed\u0159e! Ur\u010dit\u011b se to takhle ne\u0159ik\u00e1 nikde nijak a v\u0161ude stejn\u011b a je jasn\u00fd, \u017ee kec\u00e1m. Ale takhle mi to \u0159ikali. Na mou du\u0161i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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(Upozorn\u011bn\u00ed, ne\u017e za\u010dnete \u010d\u00edst. V tomto \u010dl\u00e1nku vystupuj\u00ed krom\u011b \u010cech\u016f tak\u00e9 Moravan\u00e9 \u010di Slezan\u00e9. A v\u0161ichni se nakonec n\u011bjak domluv\u00edme.) V\u00edte, co je cmunda? Tu by v\u00e1m ud\u011blala moje babi\u010dka. Moje mamka v\u00e1m u\u017e ale ur\u010dit\u011b usma\u017e\u00ed brambor\u00e1k. Spolu\u017ea\u010dka ze z\u00e1padn\u00edch \u010cech se mohla uml\u00e1tit sm\u00edchy, \u017ee my na severoz\u00e1pad\u011b j\u00edme rohlik a knedlik a p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem m\u00e1me chodnik a nejl\u00edp je n\u00e1m z\u00e1sadn\u011b v l\u00e9t\u011b vo pr\u00e1zdniny a ve \u0161kole vo p\u0159est\u00e1vku. Kdy\u017e jsem d\u011blala korekturu jednoho p\u0159ekladu, musela jsem se u kolegyn\u011b ujistit, jestli tou „vaje\u010dinou“ doopravdy mysl\u00ed m\u00edchan\u00e1 vaj\u00ed\u010dka a zda ta „roztopen\u00e1“ \u010dokol\u00e1da je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b roztekl\u00e1. \u017de v t\u00e9 knize parkovali „naproti banky“, to bude ur\u010dit\u011b jasno ka\u017edemu Ostravakovi, co ho po dlouhe \u0161icht\u011b su\u0161i. No pochopiteln\u011b nen\u00ed su\u0161i jako su\u0161i, Ostravaka su\u0161i \u017eize\u0148. Kamar\u00e1dka z Plzn\u011b (alergick\u00e1 na to, \u017ee „ze Splzn\u011b“ se pr\u00fd u nich v\u016fbec ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1) povj\u00e1\u0161ala pr\u00e1dlo a ta od Liberce si r\u00e1no a ve\u010der chodila vomejt zuby. Pol\u00edvku m\u00edchala z\u00e1sadn\u011b m\u00edcha\u010dkou, \u010d\u00edm\u017e poopravila m\u00e9 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00edcha\u010dka je jenom na beton. V Brn\u011b jsme se zase lekli, \u017ee n\u00e1s zam\u010dej. Proto\u017ee u n\u00e1s by n\u00e1s zamkli. Taky jsme si v\u0161imli, \u017ee tam lidi chodijou. Kamar\u00e1dka z Pardubic mi l\u00ed\u010dila, \u017ee vyp\u011bstovala okurek. A \u017ee ten okurek teda rozhodn\u011b nen\u00ed to sam\u00e9, co okurka. U m\u011b je to v\u0161echno vokurka: kysel\u00e1, nakl\u00e1da\u010dka nebo sal\u00e1tovka – prost\u011b vokurka. Teta od Olomouce si zase z pe\u010den\u00e9ho ku\u0159ete p\u0159\u00e1la dostat kytku. V\u00edte, co je kytka z ku\u0159ete? A j\u00e1 u\u017e jo. K\u00fdtka neboli steh\u00fdnko. A koukejte jim to dat, nebo vas vemou \u017eidlou! A j\u00e1 to v\u0161echno vim a du si d\u00e1t rohlik, ne\u017e dostanu od moj\u00ed mamky vod \u00dast\u00ed nad Labem n\u011bco befelem. A schv\u00e1ln\u011b, je to ajzlpo\u0148\u00e1k, nebo ajznbo\u0148\u00e1k, ten, co d\u011bl\u00e1 na dr\u00e1ze? M\u016f\u017eete nad t\u00edm p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let t\u0159eba nad polivkou, co si ji d\u00e1te z plytk\u00fdho tal\u00ed\u0159e! Ur\u010dit\u011b se to takhle ne\u0159ik\u00e1 nikde nijak a v\u0161ude stejn\u011b a je jasn\u00fd, \u017ee kec\u00e1m. Ale takhle mi to \u0159ikali. Na mou du\u0161i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-clanky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1472,"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions\/1472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}