{"id":1994,"date":"2024-01-11T21:45:23","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T20:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/?p=1994"},"modified":"2024-01-12T06:21:37","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T05:21:37","slug":"lyze-pro-me-leda-na-dalkove-ovladani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/?p=1994","title":{"rendered":"Ly\u017ee? Pro m\u011b leda na d\u00e1lkov\u00e9 ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pobav\u00edm v\u00e1s? J\u00e1 douf\u00e1m, \u017ee ano. Bu\u010fto se v tom pozn\u00e1te, nebo v tom pozn\u00e1te svoje spolu\u017e\u00e1ky (zn\u00e1m\u00e9, p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9&#8230;), p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b si \u0159eknete, \u017ee &#8222;\u0161marj\u00e1, n\u011bco takov\u00fdho snad nem\u016f\u017ee existovat&#8220;. V\u011b\u0159te, m\u016f\u017ee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/winter-4679585_1280-700x266.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1995\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vid\u00edte obr\u00e1zek sn\u011bhul\u00e1k\u016f? A vid\u00edte toho \u00fapln\u011b vlevo? To jsem j\u00e1. Na za\u010d\u00e1tku byl&#8230; Ly\u017e\u00e1k. Povinn\u00fd ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fd v\u00fdcvik. Toto slovo se pro mne na dlouho stalo synonymem zaru\u010den\u00e9ho zp\u016fsobu, jak se spole\u010densky znemo\u017enit, klesnout na sportovn\u00ed dno a navrch dostat teplotu. No co, aspo\u0148 jsem si na pokoji p\u0159e\u010detla Divok\u00e9ho kon\u00edka Ryna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0161ichni to zn\u00e1me, sedm\u00e1 t\u0159\u00edda, jede se na ly\u017e\u00e1k, \u010d\u00e1st t\u0159\u00eddy j\u00e1s\u00e1, \u010d\u00e1st je zv\u011bdav\u00e1, \u010d\u00e1st si d\u011bsn\u011b fand\u00ed, vy\u0161trach\u00e1 z hlubin sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b starou kombin\u00e9zu (po sest\u0159e &#8211; vlastn\u00ed, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b po sest\u0159e n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho, nikdo u\u017e nev\u00ed), zakoup\u00ed vosk na voskov\u00e1n\u00ed ly\u017e\u00ed (zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 v\u011bc pro lidi, jako jsem j\u00e1), od mamin\u010diny kamar\u00e1dky si vyp\u016fj\u010d\u00ed p\u0159ezk\u00e1\u010de, v p\u016fj\u010dovn\u011b ly\u017e\u00ed si vyp\u016fj\u010d\u00ed dva p\u00e1ry \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdch prken, sbal\u00ed si v\u011bci dle seznamu (nezapomenout pap\u00edrov\u00e9 kapesn\u00edky, tolik a tolik kus\u016f oble\u010den\u00ed, pr\u016fkaz bezinfek\u010dnosti, toaletn\u00ed pot\u0159eby &#8211; a co je\u0161t\u011b &#8211; no p\u0159ece dobrou n\u00e1ladu, trad\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!!), nastoup\u00ed do autobusu, poz\u0159e Kinedril a jede. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pro pam\u011btn\u00edky: ano, Kinedril byl ten mal\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd pr\u00e1\u0161ek, co jste po n\u011bm v autobuse usnuli d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e jste stihli pozvracet \u0159idi\u010de, vychovatelku, spolu\u017e\u00e1ka nebo cel\u00fd autobus. Pro nepam\u011btn\u00edky: viz p\u0159edchoz\u00ed v\u011bta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jedno je jist\u00e9: lidi se d\u011bl\u00ed na ly\u017ea\u0159e a nely\u017ea\u0159e. Ly\u017ea\u0159i si na ta prkna stoupnou a s hrstkou instrukc\u00ed to pod nimi jede p\u0159esn\u011b tam, kam oni cht\u011bj\u00ed. Nely\u017ea\u0159\u016fm m\u016f\u017eete sypat instrukce horem dolem, m\u016f\u017eete je u\u010dit plu\u017eit, pru\u017eit v kolenou, oh\u00e1n\u011bt se h\u016flkami zru\u010dn\u011bji ne\u017e Harry Potter, zat\u00e1\u010det, ale nen\u00ed to nic platn\u00e9. P\u0159i prvn\u00edm sjezdu ze cvi\u010dn\u00e9ho kope\u010dku p\u0159i pokusu o plu\u017een\u00ed absolutn\u011b nezpomal\u00ed, jedou d\u00e1l, nakonec sebou ze zoufalstv\u00ed fl\u00e1knou bokem do sn\u011bhu a doufaj\u00ed, \u017ee p\u0159i druh\u00e9m (t\u0159et\u00edm, des\u00e1t\u00e9m&#8230;) pokusu to bude lep\u0161\u00ed. A ono to nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/petrakubaskova.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/winter-6952819_1280-700x350.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1997\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nato\u017epak kdy\u017e se nely\u017ea\u0159 jako j\u00e1 nejprve pot\u00fdk\u00e1 s p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 mal\u00fdm v\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00edm, do kter\u00e9ho se nevejde jeho h\u0148\u00e1pa v p\u0159ezk\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9 bot\u011b. Takov\u00fd nely\u017ea\u0159 vezme nikoli nohy, ale ly\u017ee na ramena a kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed vst\u0159\u00edc jin\u00e9mu u\u010diteli t\u011blocviku, kter\u00fd je n\u011bkde na \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9m cvi\u010dn\u00e9m kope\u010dku s LY\u017dA\u0158I (alias s p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edky jin\u00e9ho \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00e9ho druhu), kte\u0159\u00ed svi\u0161t\u00ed pra\u0161anem jedna b\u00e1se\u0148. Nely\u017ea\u0159 p\u0159ijde a \u017eadon\u00ed o \u00fapravu v\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed pomoc\u00ed \u0161roubov\u00e1ku nebo prost\u011b n\u011b\u010deho, aby se mu jeho popel\u010d\u00ed no\u017eka ve\u0161la. Nakonec se &#8211; p\u011b\u0161ky samoz\u0159ejm\u011b &#8211; nely\u017ea\u0159 vr\u00e1t\u00ed zp\u00e1tky na sv\u016fj cvi\u010dn\u00fd kope\u010dek, kde se u\u017e i jeho spolu\u017e\u00e1ci, p\u016fvodn\u011b nely\u017ea\u0159i, b\u011bhem hodiny z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u011b prom\u011bn\u00ed na ly\u017ea\u0159e, svi\u0161t\u00ed pra\u0161anem, a nely\u017ea\u0159 se c\u00edt\u00ed jako pitomec. Ale aspo\u0148 mu u\u017e popel\u010d\u00ed h\u0148\u00e1pa vleze do v\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed. Ne \u017ee by to bylo n\u011bco platn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e1sleduje dal\u0161\u00ed level &#8211; opravdov\u00e1 sjezdovka. Jaj! V tuto chv\u00edli zat\u00edm u\u010ditel\u00e9, instrukto\u0159i i spolu\u017e\u00e1ci doufaj\u00ed, \u017ee se nely\u017ea\u0159i n\u011bjak chyt\u00ed, otrkaj\u00ed, \u017ee je ly\u017ee za\u010dnou z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u011b poslouchat. Nely\u017ea\u0159 nasedne na KOTVU (dal\u0161\u00ed zr\u016fdnost), ze kter\u00e9 okam\u017eit\u011b pad\u00e1 a zastavuje t\u00edm cel\u00fd vlek. V\u0161ichni jsou nad\u0161en\u00ed. Nely\u017ea\u0159 to zkus\u00ed znovu, op\u011bt zastav\u00ed cel\u00fd vlek &#8211; v tuto chv\u00edli ji\u017e v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 nad\u0161en\u00ed maxim\u00e1ln\u011b s\u00edl\u00ed &#8211; vleka\u0159 mu d\u00e1v\u00e1 posledn\u00ed \u0161anci a spust\u00ed op\u011bt vlek. M\u011b zachra\u0148uje kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna (prom\u011bn\u011bn\u00e1 z nely\u017ea\u0159ky v ly\u017ea\u0159ku), kter\u00e1 udr\u017e\u00ed mou zadnici a cel\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka na kotv\u011b, jen\u017ee kamar\u00e1dku \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b u\u017e nezachr\u00e1n\u00ed ani v\u0161ichni svat\u00ed a mus\u00ed vyj\u00edt nahoru na sjezdovku p\u011b\u0161ky, s vyp\u016fj\u010den\u00fdmi ly\u017eemi p\u0159es rameno. Je p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm stejn\u011b nad\u0161en\u00e1 jako ti, kter\u00fdm p\u0159edt\u00edm zastavila vlek celkem t\u0159ikr\u00e1t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No a jak se m\u00e1m j\u00e1? Postav\u00edm se nahoru na sjezdovku, ale ji\u017e po p\u00e1r vte\u0159in\u00e1ch pan\u00ed t\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159ka zku\u0161en\u00fdm okem pozn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee tohle nep\u016fjde. Vy\u010dlen\u00ed tedy p\u011btici polen s absenc\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00e9ho talentu (jsem hrd\u00fdm \u010dlenem t\u00e9to beznad\u011bjn\u00e9 p\u011btice), zat\u00edmco ostatn\u00ed lidi (ly\u017ea\u0159e) po\u0161le norm\u00e1ln\u011b na sjezdovku. N\u00e1s p\u011bt state\u010dn\u00fdch (a marn\u00fdch) se srdnat\u011b postav\u00ed kamsi bokem, kde je taky sn\u00edh, ale nejede to moc rychle, a prvn\u00ed jedu j\u00e1. Cestou nevyhnuteln\u011b potk\u00e1m mali\u010dk\u00fd smr\u010dek. Jsme p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b stejn\u011b vysoc\u00ed a ani jeden z n\u00e1s nedok\u00e1\u017ee uhnout tomu druh\u00e9mu z cesty. T\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159ka set\u0159e pot z \u010dela, prohl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee tohle si ona na triko nebere, a cel\u00e9 p\u011btici nekompromisn\u011b p\u0159ik\u00e1\u017ee, a\u0165 si ty ly\u017ee proboha sundaj\u00ed a jdou t\u00e1mhle pod\u00e9l toho les\u00edka dol\u016f p\u011b\u0161ky. J\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa, kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b, co \u0161la p\u011b\u0161ky i nahoru, je u\u017e nad\u0161en\u00edm cel\u00e1 bez sebe. Zapom\u00edn\u00e1 v tu chv\u00edli, \u017ee je j\u00ed teprve t\u0159in\u00e1ct, a vypou\u0161t\u00ed z \u00fast peprn\u00e9 nad\u00e1vky, \u017ee se na to m\u016f\u017ee (dosa\u010fte vhodn\u00fd v\u00fdraz) a \u017ee jde nejd\u0159\u00edv jako blbec nahoru, pak zase jako blbec dol\u016f. Ani ne\u010dek\u00e1, a\u017e t\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159ka s pocitem \u00falevy opust\u00ed prostor. Le\u010d pedago\u017eka stejn\u011b p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1, \u017ee nic nesly\u0161\u00ed, a je r\u00e1da, \u017ee n\u00e1s nebude m\u00edt na sv\u011bdom\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna, je\u0161t\u011b t\u011bsn\u011b po p\u0159\u00edjezdu nely\u017ea\u0159, nyn\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159, o n\u00e1s v\u016fbec nev\u00ed a sm\u011ble sj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed sjezdovku, zat\u00edmco na\u0161e talentovan\u00e1 prkenn\u00e1 p\u011btice zdol\u00e1v\u00e1 nekone\u010dn\u00fd svah &#8211; sm\u011brem dol\u016f &#8211; pod\u00e9l les\u00edka p\u011b\u0161ky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Druh\u00fd den dost\u00e1v\u00e1m zv\u00fd\u0161enou teplotu, co\u017e pova\u017euji za obrann\u00fd mechanismus m\u00e9ho t\u011bla, kter\u00e9mu t\u00edmto v\u0159ele a s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u00factou d\u011bkuji. Z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m na pokoji s kamar\u00e1dkou \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b (kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna cel\u00e9 dny bezohledn\u011b ly\u017euje), s Divok\u00fdm kon\u00edkem Rynem a walkmanem, v n\u011bm\u017e jede kazeta Team a Europe. It&#8217;s the Final Countdown a jedeme kone\u010dn\u011b dom\u016f. J\u00e1 si s sebou dom\u016f odv\u00e1\u017e\u00edm pevn\u00e9 odhodl\u00e1n\u00ed nikdy nevstoupit na pekeln\u00e1 prkna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kdy\u017e mi je patn\u00e1ct a na gymn\u00e1ziu op\u011bt hroz\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fd v\u00fdcvik, kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna u\u017e zase bezohledn\u011b brous\u00ed vyp\u016fj\u010den\u00e9 ly\u017ee, zat\u00edmco kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b se mnou dr\u017e\u00ed basu a v \u0159editeln\u011b srdnat\u011b br\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9 pr\u00e1vo nez\u00fa\u010dastnit se povinn\u00e9ho ly\u017e\u00e1ku, na kter\u00fd se v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, a odsouhlasila by v tu chv\u00edli i to, \u017ee bude za trest c\u00eddit chemickou, biologickou a fyzik\u00e1ln\u00ed laborato\u0159 t\u0159eba vlastn\u00edm zubn\u00edm kart\u00e1\u010dkem &#8211; a podepsala by to t\u0159eba vlastn\u00ed krv\u00ed. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed toho nebylo pot\u0159eba. Nejely jsme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo nev\u00edm kolik mi po mnoha letech, v dosp\u011blosti, navrhovala, \u017ee m\u011b nau\u010d\u00ed ly\u017eovat, i kdy\u017e to sama teda je\u0161t\u011b moc neum\u00ed. Sl\u00edbila jsem j\u00ed, \u017ee j\u00e1 to nebudu um\u011bt nikdy a \u017ee j\u00ed dr\u017e\u00edm palce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prkn\u016fm zdar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pobav\u00edm v\u00e1s? J\u00e1 douf\u00e1m, \u017ee ano. Bu\u010fto se v tom pozn\u00e1te, nebo v tom pozn\u00e1te svoje spolu\u017e\u00e1ky (zn\u00e1m\u00e9, p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9&#8230;), p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b si \u0159eknete, \u017ee &#8222;\u0161marj\u00e1, n\u011bco takov\u00fdho snad nem\u016f\u017ee existovat&#8220;. V\u011b\u0159te, m\u016f\u017ee. Vid\u00edte obr\u00e1zek sn\u011bhul\u00e1k\u016f? A vid\u00edte toho \u00fapln\u011b vlevo? To jsem j\u00e1. Na za\u010d\u00e1tku byl&#8230; Ly\u017e\u00e1k. Povinn\u00fd ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fd v\u00fdcvik. Toto slovo se pro mne na dlouho stalo synonymem zaru\u010den\u00e9ho zp\u016fsobu, jak se spole\u010densky znemo\u017enit, klesnout na sportovn\u00ed dno a navrch dostat teplotu. No co, aspo\u0148 jsem si na pokoji p\u0159e\u010detla Divok\u00e9ho kon\u00edka Ryna. V\u0161ichni to zn\u00e1me, sedm\u00e1 t\u0159\u00edda, jede se na ly\u017e\u00e1k, \u010d\u00e1st t\u0159\u00eddy j\u00e1s\u00e1, \u010d\u00e1st je zv\u011bdav\u00e1, \u010d\u00e1st si d\u011bsn\u011b fand\u00ed, vy\u0161trach\u00e1 z hlubin sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b starou kombin\u00e9zu (po sest\u0159e &#8211; vlastn\u00ed, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b po sest\u0159e n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho, nikdo u\u017e nev\u00ed), zakoup\u00ed vosk na voskov\u00e1n\u00ed ly\u017e\u00ed (zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 v\u011bc pro lidi, jako jsem j\u00e1), od mamin\u010diny kamar\u00e1dky si vyp\u016fj\u010d\u00ed p\u0159ezk\u00e1\u010de, v p\u016fj\u010dovn\u011b ly\u017e\u00ed si vyp\u016fj\u010d\u00ed dva p\u00e1ry \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdch prken, sbal\u00ed si v\u011bci dle seznamu (nezapomenout pap\u00edrov\u00e9 kapesn\u00edky, tolik a tolik kus\u016f oble\u010den\u00ed, pr\u016fkaz bezinfek\u010dnosti, toaletn\u00ed pot\u0159eby &#8211; a co je\u0161t\u011b &#8211; no p\u0159ece dobrou n\u00e1ladu, trad\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!!), nastoup\u00ed do autobusu, poz\u0159e Kinedril a jede. Pro pam\u011btn\u00edky: ano, Kinedril byl ten mal\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd pr\u00e1\u0161ek, co jste po n\u011bm v autobuse usnuli d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e jste stihli pozvracet \u0159idi\u010de, vychovatelku, spolu\u017e\u00e1ka nebo cel\u00fd autobus. Pro nepam\u011btn\u00edky: viz p\u0159edchoz\u00ed v\u011bta. Jedno je jist\u00e9: lidi se d\u011bl\u00ed na ly\u017ea\u0159e a nely\u017ea\u0159e. Ly\u017ea\u0159i si na ta prkna stoupnou a s hrstkou instrukc\u00ed to pod nimi jede p\u0159esn\u011b tam, kam oni cht\u011bj\u00ed. Nely\u017ea\u0159\u016fm m\u016f\u017eete sypat instrukce horem dolem, m\u016f\u017eete je u\u010dit plu\u017eit, pru\u017eit v kolenou, oh\u00e1n\u011bt se h\u016flkami zru\u010dn\u011bji ne\u017e Harry Potter, zat\u00e1\u010det, ale nen\u00ed to nic platn\u00e9. P\u0159i prvn\u00edm sjezdu ze cvi\u010dn\u00e9ho kope\u010dku p\u0159i pokusu o plu\u017een\u00ed absolutn\u011b nezpomal\u00ed, jedou d\u00e1l, nakonec sebou ze zoufalstv\u00ed fl\u00e1knou bokem do sn\u011bhu a doufaj\u00ed, \u017ee p\u0159i druh\u00e9m (t\u0159et\u00edm, des\u00e1t\u00e9m&#8230;) pokusu to bude lep\u0161\u00ed. A ono to nen\u00ed. Nato\u017epak kdy\u017e se nely\u017ea\u0159 jako j\u00e1 nejprve pot\u00fdk\u00e1 s p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 mal\u00fdm v\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00edm, do kter\u00e9ho se nevejde jeho h\u0148\u00e1pa v p\u0159ezk\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9 bot\u011b. Takov\u00fd nely\u017ea\u0159 vezme nikoli nohy, ale ly\u017ee na ramena a kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed vst\u0159\u00edc jin\u00e9mu u\u010diteli t\u011blocviku, kter\u00fd je n\u011bkde na \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9m cvi\u010dn\u00e9m kope\u010dku s LY\u017dA\u0158I (alias s p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edky jin\u00e9ho \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00e9ho druhu), kte\u0159\u00ed svi\u0161t\u00ed pra\u0161anem jedna b\u00e1se\u0148. Nely\u017ea\u0159 p\u0159ijde a \u017eadon\u00ed o \u00fapravu v\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed pomoc\u00ed \u0161roubov\u00e1ku nebo prost\u011b n\u011b\u010deho, aby se mu jeho popel\u010d\u00ed no\u017eka ve\u0161la. Nakonec se &#8211; p\u011b\u0161ky samoz\u0159ejm\u011b &#8211; nely\u017ea\u0159 vr\u00e1t\u00ed zp\u00e1tky na sv\u016fj cvi\u010dn\u00fd kope\u010dek, kde se u\u017e i jeho spolu\u017e\u00e1ci, p\u016fvodn\u011b nely\u017ea\u0159i, b\u011bhem hodiny z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u011b prom\u011bn\u00ed na ly\u017ea\u0159e, svi\u0161t\u00ed pra\u0161anem, a nely\u017ea\u0159 se c\u00edt\u00ed jako pitomec. Ale aspo\u0148 mu u\u017e popel\u010d\u00ed h\u0148\u00e1pa vleze do v\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed. Ne \u017ee by to bylo n\u011bco platn\u00e9. N\u00e1sleduje dal\u0161\u00ed level &#8211; opravdov\u00e1 sjezdovka. Jaj! V tuto chv\u00edli zat\u00edm u\u010ditel\u00e9, instrukto\u0159i i spolu\u017e\u00e1ci doufaj\u00ed, \u017ee se nely\u017ea\u0159i n\u011bjak chyt\u00ed, otrkaj\u00ed, \u017ee je ly\u017ee za\u010dnou z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u011b poslouchat. Nely\u017ea\u0159 nasedne na KOTVU (dal\u0161\u00ed zr\u016fdnost), ze kter\u00e9 okam\u017eit\u011b pad\u00e1 a zastavuje t\u00edm cel\u00fd vlek. V\u0161ichni jsou nad\u0161en\u00ed. Nely\u017ea\u0159 to zkus\u00ed znovu, op\u011bt zastav\u00ed cel\u00fd vlek &#8211; v tuto chv\u00edli ji\u017e v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 nad\u0161en\u00ed maxim\u00e1ln\u011b s\u00edl\u00ed &#8211; vleka\u0159 mu d\u00e1v\u00e1 posledn\u00ed \u0161anci a spust\u00ed op\u011bt vlek. M\u011b zachra\u0148uje kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna (prom\u011bn\u011bn\u00e1 z nely\u017ea\u0159ky v ly\u017ea\u0159ku), kter\u00e1 udr\u017e\u00ed mou zadnici a cel\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka na kotv\u011b, jen\u017ee kamar\u00e1dku \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b u\u017e nezachr\u00e1n\u00ed ani v\u0161ichni svat\u00ed a mus\u00ed vyj\u00edt nahoru na sjezdovku p\u011b\u0161ky, s vyp\u016fj\u010den\u00fdmi ly\u017eemi p\u0159es rameno. Je p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm stejn\u011b nad\u0161en\u00e1 jako ti, kter\u00fdm p\u0159edt\u00edm zastavila vlek celkem t\u0159ikr\u00e1t. No a jak se m\u00e1m j\u00e1? Postav\u00edm se nahoru na sjezdovku, ale ji\u017e po p\u00e1r vte\u0159in\u00e1ch pan\u00ed t\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159ka zku\u0161en\u00fdm okem pozn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee tohle nep\u016fjde. Vy\u010dlen\u00ed tedy p\u011btici polen s absenc\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00e9ho talentu (jsem hrd\u00fdm \u010dlenem t\u00e9to beznad\u011bjn\u00e9 p\u011btice), zat\u00edmco ostatn\u00ed lidi (ly\u017ea\u0159e) po\u0161le norm\u00e1ln\u011b na sjezdovku. N\u00e1s p\u011bt state\u010dn\u00fdch (a marn\u00fdch) se srdnat\u011b postav\u00ed kamsi bokem, kde je taky sn\u00edh, ale nejede to moc rychle, a prvn\u00ed jedu j\u00e1. Cestou nevyhnuteln\u011b potk\u00e1m mali\u010dk\u00fd smr\u010dek. Jsme p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b stejn\u011b vysoc\u00ed a ani jeden z n\u00e1s nedok\u00e1\u017ee uhnout tomu druh\u00e9mu z cesty. T\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159ka set\u0159e pot z \u010dela, prohl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee tohle si ona na triko nebere, a cel\u00e9 p\u011btici nekompromisn\u011b p\u0159ik\u00e1\u017ee, a\u0165 si ty ly\u017ee proboha sundaj\u00ed a jdou t\u00e1mhle pod\u00e9l toho les\u00edka dol\u016f p\u011b\u0161ky. J\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa, kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b, co \u0161la p\u011b\u0161ky i nahoru, je u\u017e nad\u0161en\u00edm cel\u00e1 bez sebe. Zapom\u00edn\u00e1 v tu chv\u00edli, \u017ee je j\u00ed teprve t\u0159in\u00e1ct, a vypou\u0161t\u00ed z \u00fast peprn\u00e9 nad\u00e1vky, \u017ee se na to m\u016f\u017ee (dosa\u010fte vhodn\u00fd v\u00fdraz) a \u017ee jde nejd\u0159\u00edv jako blbec nahoru, pak zase jako blbec dol\u016f. Ani ne\u010dek\u00e1, a\u017e t\u011blocvik\u00e1\u0159ka s pocitem \u00falevy opust\u00ed prostor. Le\u010d pedago\u017eka stejn\u011b p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1, \u017ee nic nesly\u0161\u00ed, a je r\u00e1da, \u017ee n\u00e1s nebude m\u00edt na sv\u011bdom\u00ed. Kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna, je\u0161t\u011b t\u011bsn\u011b po p\u0159\u00edjezdu nely\u017ea\u0159, nyn\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159, o n\u00e1s v\u016fbec nev\u00ed a sm\u011ble sj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed sjezdovku, zat\u00edmco na\u0161e talentovan\u00e1 prkenn\u00e1 p\u011btice zdol\u00e1v\u00e1 nekone\u010dn\u00fd svah &#8211; sm\u011brem dol\u016f &#8211; pod\u00e9l les\u00edka p\u011b\u0161ky. Druh\u00fd den dost\u00e1v\u00e1m zv\u00fd\u0161enou teplotu, co\u017e pova\u017euji za obrann\u00fd mechanismus m\u00e9ho t\u011bla, kter\u00e9mu t\u00edmto v\u0159ele a s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u00factou d\u011bkuji. Z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m na pokoji s kamar\u00e1dkou \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b (kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna cel\u00e9 dny bezohledn\u011b ly\u017euje), s Divok\u00fdm kon\u00edkem Rynem a walkmanem, v n\u011bm\u017e jede kazeta Team a Europe. It&#8217;s the Final Countdown a jedeme kone\u010dn\u011b dom\u016f. J\u00e1 si s sebou dom\u016f odv\u00e1\u017e\u00edm pevn\u00e9 odhodl\u00e1n\u00ed nikdy nevstoupit na pekeln\u00e1 prkna. Kdy\u017e mi je patn\u00e1ct a na gymn\u00e1ziu op\u011bt hroz\u00ed ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fd v\u00fdcvik, kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo jedna u\u017e zase bezohledn\u011b brous\u00ed vyp\u016fj\u010den\u00e9 ly\u017ee, zat\u00edmco kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b se mnou dr\u017e\u00ed basu a v \u0159editeln\u011b srdnat\u011b br\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9 pr\u00e1vo nez\u00fa\u010dastnit se povinn\u00e9ho ly\u017e\u00e1ku, na kter\u00fd se v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, a odsouhlasila by v tu chv\u00edli i to, \u017ee bude za trest c\u00eddit chemickou, biologickou a fyzik\u00e1ln\u00ed laborato\u0159 t\u0159eba vlastn\u00edm zubn\u00edm kart\u00e1\u010dkem &#8211; a podepsala by to t\u0159eba vlastn\u00ed krv\u00ed. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed toho nebylo pot\u0159eba. Nejely jsme. Kamar\u00e1dka \u010d\u00edslo nev\u00edm kolik mi po mnoha letech, v dosp\u011blosti, navrhovala, \u017ee m\u011b nau\u010d\u00ed ly\u017eovat, i kdy\u017e to sama teda je\u0161t\u011b moc neum\u00ed. Sl\u00edbila jsem j\u00ed, \u017ee j\u00e1 to nebudu um\u011bt nikdy a \u017ee j\u00ed dr\u017e\u00edm palce. 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